kids say the darndest things #3

Wild Man: "I used to want to be a fireman when I grown up but now I want to be an elephant!"

Kids say the darndest things #2

Tucking my little man into bed after the day from hell ...

Me: "Sweetheart, shall we try and have a happier day tomorrow?"
Wild Man: "Yes, you'd better try to be in a much better mood."
 

Three-year-olds suck!!

Kids say the darndest things #1

Trying to pursuade me that he doesn't need a rest in his room, Wild Man comes out with the classic,

"But my body is all healthy and things are going really well now." 

Umm, ok.